#Immediacy on speech making

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Advice and help for would be speech makers

  • Write your own mini-biography to send or hand to whoever is introducing you
  • Know who you're talking to
  • A handout of some sort (business only)
  • Prepare. The better prepared you are, the more you'll be able to make your talk sound less formal and friendly
  • Give your audience the big picture in your introduction
  • Aim for a balance of emotional and rational
  • Humor is almost always welcome (not rude or too personal)
  • Practice modulating your voice (up and down, no squeaks)
  • Practice in front of friends (honest feedback please)
  • Make eye contact with your audience
  • Speech Making Explained: - no, no,' snapped th ....
  • Speeches - the local ne'er- ....


The player was one of the worst and, to add to it all, he was full of irritating little mannerisms which made the caddie justly fed-up. After missing every kind of opportunity, he arrived at a tee and went down on one knee to arrange the little heap of sand. 'That's something like,' yelled the caddie, 'and mind you end up with 'and please make me a better player'.' For Sportsmen 5 First fisherman: Are these waters private ? Second fisherman: No First fisherman: Then it won't be a crime if I catch a fish? Second fisherman: No, it will be a miracle. The vicar was walking along by the river bank one Sunday afternoon and saw the local enfent terrible fishing.

'My boy' said the reverend gentleman 'Do you not know that it is wicked to fish on the sabbath?� 'Whose fishing?' queried the boy.

'I'm just learning this here worm how to swim.' After a poor day's fishing some friendly anglers were sitting round the warm fire in the pub parlour. As the hour grew, the tales took on more and more enormous proportions, until at last one of the members told the story to cap all stories. 'I was once fishing in the States for-for' he hesitated.

'For whales ?' suggested one of his listeners.

..... no, no,' snapped the other. 'we were baiting the hooks

'No, no,' snapped the other.

'We were baiting the hooks with whales.' The sporting parson was making his way to church one Sunday evening when he saw two boys fishing.

He stopped. 'My lads,' he said.

..... the local ne'er-do-well passed by. 'caught anything ?' he enquired.

The local ne'er-do-well passed by. 'Caught anything ?' he enquired. 'Sir' answered the curate repressively, 'I fish not for fish; I fish for human souls.' 'Then, all ....

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