#Immediacy on speech making

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Advice and help for would be speech makers

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  • Write your own mini-biography to send or hand to whoever is introducing you
  • Know who you're talking to
  • A handout of some sort (business only)
  • Prepare. The better prepared you are, the more you'll be able to make your talk sound less formal and friendly
  • Give your audience the big picture in your introduction
  • Aim for a balance of emotional and rational
  • Humor is almost always welcome (not rude or too personal)
  • Practice modulating your voice (up and down, no squeaks)
  • Practice in front of friends (honest feedback please)
  • Make eye contact with your audience
  • Speech Making Explained: - how did this happen ....
  • Speeches - that's a fantastica ....


As they reached the ninth hole and the short-sighted one was about to drive Of, his mate stopped him. 'Wait a bit, old man,' he cautioned, 'Can't you see those two women playing the hole?' The short-sighted one shook his head, but prepared to wait patiently. However after a few minutes, it became apparent to the long sighted player that the women had finished the hole and were just standing there talking. In the time honoured fashion 'Fore' he shouted.

'Fore,' he yelled again at the top of his voice. Unfortunately, the ladies either couldn't or wouldn't hear him. 'Look, old boy,' he addressed his companion, 'could you go over there and tell them to move'. 'Well, why don't you go,' immediately replied the mate.

'It�s like this,' the long sighted golfer explained, in a rather embarrassed way.

'One of those women is my wife and the other is-well, I suppose you'd call her 'a mate'.' 'I see' the shortsighted fellow nodded sympathetically, and walked across the green towards the two offending females. Within a few yards of them, however, he stopped abruptly, and rushed back to his partner, his face red with more than exertion.

'Small world, isn't it,' he stammered. SHAGGY DOGS. A man entered the doctor's surgery. Blood was pouring down his face.

The doctor examined him and found a nasty gash on his right ear.

..... how did this happen ?' asked the doctor. 'i bit

'How did this happen ?' asked the doctor. 'I bit myself,' came the laconic reply. The doctor frowned. 'Don't be ridiculous,' he said.

'How can a man bite himself on his own ear?' Replied the patien ....

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'That's a fantastically clever dog, you have there.' 'Oh, I don't know,' answered the man 'I wouldn't say that. I can always beat him.' He was homeward bound, minding his own business and walking qu ....

..... 'well he's a flaming liar, that horse,' said his owner.

'Well he's a flaming liar, ....